Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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