why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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