dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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