We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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