therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
