Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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