quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Who died my cat blue again?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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