hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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