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(248): View more from Michigan

i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle

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(678): View more from Georgia

Please, let me fuck your mom

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(423): View more from Tennessee

How'd it feel making her break her religion?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!

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(416): View more from Toronto

Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.

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(907): View more from Alaska

She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.

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(847): View more from Illinois

told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..

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how did he take it?

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not as well as i would have thought

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again

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(503): View more from Oregon

You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else

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