I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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