Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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