how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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