One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
why do cheetos always look like penises
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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