That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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