You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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