Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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