She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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