sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
no you cant smoke seaweed
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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