thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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