i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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