Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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