He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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