Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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