For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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