i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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