How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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