We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Life is so much better after having sex.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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