Someone shit on the floor
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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