the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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