Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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