end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Shame is for Republicans.
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