I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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