One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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