Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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