Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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