You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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