I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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