woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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