is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
