if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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