It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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