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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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