her vagina looked like bernie madoff
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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