do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ketchup is God's man juice
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
