You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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