Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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