just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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