super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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