Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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