If i come over, it means nothing
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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