I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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