Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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