I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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