So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i love accidental penises.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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