yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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