Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I am one with the molecules
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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