I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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