i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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