i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ambien. No doubt about it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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