Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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